#mort is such a cutie

[shezzasblog]

Here are a few panels from the bobs burgers comics that I would like to share with my fellow burger people

[blazefirefox]

troupe of eldritch horrors au my beloved...

ive been wanting to draw toeh! jinx and mort for a while now and im FINALLY finished oml

tbh, I could not remember for the life of me whether I made jinx a contortionist or a trapeze artist, but I went with the latter because yes

manifesting mort and Alex still being friends in this au manifesting manifesting manifesting manifesting-

extra lore for toeh jinx:

she was probably de-clawed :(

regularly has their horns cut, mostly bc they keep getting stuck in doorways

only has hat on for intro and curtain call

trying to learn sign language

she and klaus are a little nicer to each other

has fallen from the trapeze bar multiple times

very popular with kids (she likes the attention)

has been hanging out near the freakshow more and more to talk to mortimer and alex

yeah *despawns*

@troupe-of-eldritch-horrors >:)

[neopetting]

˗ ̗̀ mr. perfect mort memeboard .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⚰️

for my casket-peddling cutie patooties

[yallmakemyassitch]

Tickletober Day 6 /// "I'm Not Ticklish!"

I'm so sorry for the late upload y'all! I got caught up in personal stuff so the comic's progression has been really slow. But regardless, I managed to complete it tonight (at the sacrifice of a few hours of sleep)! Hope you like and don't worry, more spicy prompts are coming your way! (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

Mort finally gets his revenge lol

Seriously they're such cuties I'll never get enough of their relationship 🥺

[askthemort]

*gives mort some candy* you’re such a little cutie 🥰

He’s munching

[br1ghtestlight]

finally watched the new bob's burgers ep!!! didnt record my thoughts as i was watching (bcuz I was lazy) but i thought it was a really good and fun episode :) very stylistically different from anything else they've done before but it was really interesting and i love how much they're experimenting w/ the stories they tell this season!! also the colors and vhs filter they used for this episode were GORGEOUS and immediately made it one of the most visually stunning episodes of the entire series like. wow

they DID NOT need to make louise an only child in her documentary film thingy after I came up w/ an extremely depressing au where she's an only child. like that HURT ME <\3

"also did you thank teddy, mort, rudy, jimmy jr, andy and ollie enough?? because they worked REALLY hard" aww thats so sweet they all worked so hard on making louise's film just for fun :( would love to know how they managed to convince jimmy jr to help them with this bcuz he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would typically put in that much effort. also the twins saying now that jimmy junior's dead they'll be their dads favorite son??? do they think jimmy jr is jimmy pesto's favorite?? (maybe bcuz they have the same name and he's jimmy JUNIOR)

rudy was such a sweetheart in this documentary :)

ANDY AND OLLIE WERE SUCH CUTIES!!!! LOOK AT THEM they're soo small <3

and i loved these perspective shots of louise we got so many cool perspectives of her bedroom that I feel like we've never seen before?? with gene and tina sitting on top of her loft bed it was just very interesting to see. and i love that they brought back the archery set that louise wanted for her birthday in season 13 and it seems like she DID end up getting it as a present for her birthday?? even if it's sad she couldnt end up using it. lots of tears :(

very fun episode and I love all the experimental episodes and storytelling they're doing this season!!!

[knightpunks]

in the “pizza party” mod for pizza tower theres a pony with a cutie mark thats just a png of mort the chicken from “mort the chicken” and i want to know how sad of a life you must lead to have your special talent be mort the chicken for ps1

[jananabananawithnopeel]

Bonjour 🎅

Ton Santa attend la neige en prenant des notes.

En attendant, il se demande :

Quels sont tes ships exotiques pr��férés ?

Coucou 👋

J’ai l’impression que ça fait des années que j’ai pas vues de noël blanc. En même temps où j'habite, y’a pas trop de neige sauf parfois en février. En tout cas, je te souhaite de jolies matins plein de flocons !

Pour répondre à ta question, je vais considérer qu’exotique, c’est tout ce qui n’est pas canon ?

J’adore Guenièvre vraiment très beaucoup, c’est une cutie I mean just look at her 🥰

Dans ma tête, j’essaie toujours de lui donner un peu d’amour et de bonheur. Donc je pars du principe que tout le monde tombe plus ou moins amoureux d’elle 😌

J’ai un faible pour Guenièvre/Demetra (another cutie). Je partage d’ailleurs un headcanon/AU avec yumeka où Demetra est en fait la maîtresse de Guenièvre et pas celle d’Arthur.

Guenièvre/Edern friendship et/ou romance. J’ai plusieurs headcanons où Guenièvre et Edern se connaissent depuis qu’elles sont nées/petites puisqu'elles viennent toutes les deux de Carmélide et que Léodagan connaît assez son père pour la recommander à Arthur. Aussi, le trope du chevalier avec sa princesse toussa 👉👈 [insert le clip de “Cup Runneth Over” by Kiki Rockwell here]

Guenièvre/Alzagar un autre ship que je dois à Yumeka ❤️

Guenièvre/Attila (vous avez dit exotique ???) Celui là ca vient de l’episode 317

Arthur a ramené Grüdü, déguisé en femme. Attila : C'est la plus belle femme de Kaamelott ? Arthur : La plus belle. Attila : C'est Guenièvre ?

Et du coup la première fois qu’Attila voit Guenièvre pour de vrai c’est le coup de foudre (pour lui en tout cas).

Léodagan/Séli/Lancelot Bon, je dis pas ça que parce que j’ai co-écrit la seule fic avec ce ship mais listen si on prend le mec le plus puceau de Kaamelott et qu’on le met avec le vieux couple qui n’a aucun scrupule, aucune gêne et qui a probablement déjà tout essayé bin ça donne ce ship et c’est bien

Mevanwi/Lancelot listen LISTEN. EUX. Juste. Two vilain bitches. Ils se détestent, ils sont toxiques et ça me suffit.

Nessa/Kolaig Les deux disparaissent dans KV1 au même moment et on entend plus jamais parler d’eux

Le headcanon ici, c’est que Nessa non plus elle était pas complètement insensible au brun à bouclette qui écrit de la poésie en secret à sa maîtresse et vient de temps en temps leur parler à la fenêtre. Après sa chute, Kolaig n’est pas mort, mais il a quand même pris cher et n’est pas en état d’aller au rocher avec Arthur pour retirer Excalibur. Heureusement, sa sœur (celle dont le pâtissier de Kaamelott est amoureux) habite pas loin. Le choc initial passé d’avoir le roi et la reine de Bretagne (tous les deux présumés morts), ainsi que deux illustres chevaliers (c’est comme ça qu'ils se sont pr��sentés) et son frère à moitié mort chez elle, elle accepte de garder son frère jusqu’à son rétablissement. Le problème ? C’est qu’elle doit aller chercher quelques herbes pour soigner son frère, mais Kolaig ne peut pas rester seul. Nessa, restée silencieuse jusque-là, saute sur l’occasion et se propose de rester et veiller sur lui. Arthur, Guenièvre, Perceval et Karadoc (enfin surtout Guenièvre) finissent par reprendre la route avec la conscience tranquille, Kolaig est entre de bonnes mains.

Uther!Yvain/Ygerne  Je suis tellement désolé de ressortir des trucs du fin fond de Tumblr mais ce crackship ne m’a jamais quitté depuis qu’il est discuté dans ce post. Je n’ai rien a dire pour ma défense I’d still read this ship.

Capito/Sallustius Je trouve qu'ils agissent comme un vieux couple marié. Ils me rappellent des gens que je connais.

Très curieuse de savoir ce qu'il leur est arrivé après qu’Arthur les ai viré de Bretagne et de l’ambiance sur le bateau pendant le voyage du retour.

La Dame du Lac/La Dame du Feu Je sais qu’elles ont genre 2 répliques, mais c’est pas ça qui va m'arrêter. Si elles sont pas besties elles sont soulmate, l’un comme l’autre ca me va.

J’ai beaucoup d’autre ship bizarre mais je me suis retenu et j’en ai mis que 10 voilà 😊

Et bientôt et passe une bonne fin de semaine petit Santa 💖

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[gollywobblessys]

Gollywobbles system

*Pinned post*

we have C-DID and we are diagnosed. The system name is Gollywobbles (Stars/Star, They/Them)

The singletsona is Ty (He/Him)

the body is poc and is 19 years old. We live in France. We are in an exclusive relationship.

We support all systems, all origins and all experiences.

• DNI •

basic DNI Criteria: Homophobic, Transphobic, Xenophobic, Islamophobic, etc.

Misogynistic

Racist, Sexist, Ableist, Discrimination, etc.

Invalidates A Person's Pronouns / Gender / Identity

Pedophile, Sexualizes Minors, Jokes About R×pe, etc.

Supports, participates, tolerates, or justify any of the above.

Anti self-diag, Fakeclaimer

Use hpi, hpe, aspie,asperger and any shit like this

Minor

Les blogs

This account is the main account, everyone can use it

@kodz-uwu-ken > This blog mainly belongs to Kozume. he will publish things related to video games, without spoiling, take care. Others are likely to use it to talk about video games.

@bees-in-my-brain > This blog is mainly for Kuroo, Connie, kara etc, to tell their jokes and probably laugh about it among themselves. (it’s a bit of a corner for ADHD, simps and jokestars…)

@terminally-weird-sry > This one is Ty's. snake will only speak here because the main account is stressful for him, so remember to write to him here and not elsewhere. Mush will mainly talk about animals, snakes, autism. Its splits can also be expressed on it.

@were-fucked-but-its-fine more aggressive alters or those in split Bpd prefer to interact on this one.. Toga, Kara, Dabii, Athena and Mary are the main users.

@fill-us-with-wonder > This account is for our little ones and our regressors. It is mainly used by Terence and Cutie, who do not dare to interact with our loved ones, so don't hesitate!

@feel-free-to-infodump-pls > This is the account Kuroo created out of desperation, hoping that Titine and the travelers would provide information on this (spoiler alert: that won't happen)

@succus-inferni > This account is for Mary and Athena only !!

@the-marauders-are-in-the-place > for marauder fictif

@pimprenelle-framboise > Kara account (tw vent, mort, bcp d’anger issues et de bpd imo)

@ive-havard > Ive account (jsp trop pour les tw sûrement violence et nsfw)

@cherrydrums > Eijiro account

@croco-goddess > Athena account (j’espère qu’elle remettra se remettra à dessiner et postera des dessins)

@tabbyg1rl > Ziva (tw mort animal potentiellement)

@gu4rd1an-angel > Angel, potentiel tw général genre sur les traumas

@walkbyme > Renée, spoil aftg, tw violence

@zargang-leader > Zar, il parlera sûrement de pas grand chose

@your-fav-gh0st > Lovey, bcp de risque de tw divers et variés

@mr-millagher > Ian, tw crise probablement et gros simp

@sarouel-arg > Gaël, probablement peu de tw

@your-favorite-white-boy > Kaden, je sais pas ??

More blogs will likely be added over time

• Hashtag •

#Golly.vent Feel free to mute

#Golly.update Mise a jour sp ou autres

#Golly.save to put reblogs aside

#Golly.news what’s new on the system

#Golly.spam For spam, feel free to mute

#Golly.studies about school, no tw, feel free to mute

#Golly.fufu For the ferets hehe

#Golly.littles For the littles

[slapegg]

Had an idea for a follow-up to one of Zamiel's recent fan-MORT items for fun. Don't listen to the love tester, TG, you're a cutie-pie! To see the backstory for our robot-making morally gray AI addition to the gift shop, see Zam's page at: https://www.deviantart.com/dark-zamiel/art/SUAVE-the-Dating-Computer-946025338

And check out all the other posts on our Community page at: https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community

Thanks, Zam!

[sparkykitsune]

I know I keep joking about how Teddie is Mort, but I honestly don't want to make him a galago* or mouse lemur anymore for my Lemursona 4 crack idea I want to make him a fanaloka instead, I mean just look at em cuties

Plus I was rather salty that I couldn't find any P1 or P2 characters as potential candidates for a fanaloka design

*I know galagos aren't lemurs (or live in Madagascar) but they kinda look similar to mouse lemurs since I already thought about Naoto being a mouse lemur (bc she's pint sized)

[yallmakemyassitch]

Mort and Scrap as humans (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

Don't worry I'm gonna do Gunner and Legion next, such cuties fr. Random note but Shrapnel's hair was a fucking nightmare to draw, those layers and details was not worth it for my ass 😭

Also y'all already know what time it is >:)

[maozinhatm]

𝐌𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐑  :  𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈𝐗  .

Você foi a única pessoa que não tocou na mão. Tentou falar com os outros sobre como aquela era uma ideia estúpida, especialmente porque tinham bebido e fumado o suficiente para não saberem direito o que estavam fazendo. Ainda assim, você decidiu não ir embora e ficar de babá quando tudo desse errado. Aquela sua sensação ruim se provou verdadeira, e você tornou sua missão cuidar para ninguém mais perdesse a vida depois das mortes de Archie e Gavin. Infelizmente, precisou quebrar a sua promessa, assistindo mais cinco amigos morrerem, sem incluir Jonathan. A culpa ainda vive dentro de você.

STATS:  utp

TRAITS:  utp

FUN FACTS:  utp

DISLIKES:  utp

LIKES:  utp.

CHARACTER TROPES:

TEAM MOM — Sua natureza altruísta fica clara para qualquer pessoa que passa algum tempo com você. Seus amigos costumam te procurar quando precisam de ajuda, até brincando que você é o tipo de pessoa que ajudaria e enterrar um corpo sem fazer perguntas. Isso é uma completa mentira, é claro, você iria querer saber todos os detalhes e dar uma imensa bronca, mas, ainda assim, ajudaria a enterrar o corpo. Não sabe como foi que se colocou na posição de responsável pelo seu grupo de amigos, talvez tenha acontecido sem você nem mesmo perceber, mas é fato que você sente como se tivesse que mantê-los vivos.

CONTROL FREAK — Se lembra daquela experiência terrível quando você bebeu pela primeira vez? Depois daquele dia, decidiu que não deveria se deixar em uma posição em que não pudesse controlar as suas próprias escolhas, uma vez que o resultado poderia ser uma experiência extremamente vergonhosa. Você não gosta de sentir como se não estivesse com as coisas sob o seu controle, seja os seus próprios sentimentos ou o rumo da sua vida. Era por isso que os seus ombros estavam sem tensos, carregando um enorme peso nas costas, e diversão se tornava algo secundário, que não tinha tanta importância assim.

BREAK THE CUTIE — Você nem sempre foi a pessoa mais madura da classe. Quando era mais nova, costumava aprontar, fazer um monte de bagunça. Mas as coisas mudaram. Não apenas porque o ensino médio cobra mais muito mais de um jovem, mas porque se tornou a pessoa mais responsável dentro da sua casa. Foram tantas coisas que aconteceram nos últimos anos, tantas mudanças, tantas pessoas que foram embora. E agora, a pessoa que deveria ser responsável por você simplesmente não consegue cuidar nem dela mesma. Era óbvio que todo esse trauma iria mexer com a sua personalidade.

MUSE IX está DISPONÍVEL e é interpretade por FACECLAIM .

[tiredlittlegermanboy]

ok, first of all, hes a he.

and yes, his name is mort !!

hes a cutie pie, dont you think?

Hi Bruce :]

I need to buy teeth from someone can I borrow $5? I'll try to get the money back to you by friday

$5k? Sure, petty cash is in the second drawer. No need to pay me back.

[lu2211]